If there’s one thing the Chinese are good at aside from unconstitutionally laying claims to islands that don’t belong to them and the optimization of child labor. It’s ripping off other brands so much so that they practically turn the production of cheap counterfeits into an art form as such some of the weirdest and most hilarious stuff can be found when you try to look for the Chinese Knockoffs. Welcome back to Humor Nation. So without further ado and since the Chinese are probably just going to rip off this article anyway, let’s get started.
So Let’s Take A Look At 20 Chinese Knockoffs That Are Actually Better Than The Original
Oreos, as pleasant as they may be are probably one of the most overrated cookie brands out there. Sure it’s pretty good, but that whole twist, lick and dunk scam they advertise doesn’t really make it anything special. The Chinese on the other hand have no reservations calling a spade for what it is hence the BORIO. It’s two sugar cookies with filling in it, nothing more, nothing less.
19. Michael Alone
At Michael Alone, which is China’s answer to America’s McDonald’s. Diners won’t be subjected to the torture of clowns or even southern gentlemen dressed as Colonels, instead you get pure solitary bliss while eating your bucket of Michael Alone chicken which gives you time to ponder why you didn’t just go to a McDonald’s like a normal person.
18. Dolce And Banana
Dolce And Banana, which is an obvious rip-off of Dolce and Gabanna is a brand that has finally cracked the code when it comes to combining the wanton needlessness of designer apparel and the awesome power of fruit. Perhaps each purchase of D&G entitles you to a free banana smoothie or maybe they actually make clothes for monkeys, in which case the Chinese have tapped into virgin territory.
17. Harry Potter And The Leopard Walk Up To Dragon
Because of the absurd amount of fame, the movies gave on top of the already popular series of books by JK Rowling. It’s a no brainer that Chinese counterfeiters would be all up on a whole Harry Potter craze. As a result the world gets Harry Potter And The Leopard walk up to the Dragon which pretty much says it all.
This is China’s answer to sports apparel brand Puma whereas the latter endorses is brand by telling its customers that they could be as fierce, fast and agile as a Puma. China’s experts of fake goods have gone a step further, you get to breathe underwater, potentially become a very tasty sandwich meat and best of all you have zero trans fats within your thick tasty meat.